Binding Agreement · Effective Immediately

To Be My
Dream Man

A complete and strictly non-negotiable list of requirements.

The undersigned (hereinafter “you”) agrees to fulfil, without exception or excuse, each of the following clauses in their entirety.

The Terms

    By proceeding, you agree to be disgustingly obsessed with me. Forever. No exceptions.

    This agreement is legally binding in my eyes. Terms subject to change based on mood (see § 01). No refunds. No returns. Absolutely no looking at other girls (see § 18).

    APPROVED Property of Her

    Welcome. You’re hers now.

    Signed, sealed, and disgustingly obsessed. There is no undo button.